Jeyne, Jeyne, ça rime avec peine

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
alliluyevas
gracklesong

Hello, I am a radical revolutionary. I'm just here to let you know that everything is horrible and you can't trust anybody and there's nothing anyone can do right now, aside from dumping 100% of your hope in some kind of hypothetical alternative I will be extremely vague about. Please do not check for any updates or analysis before reblogging this curated set of Twitter screenshots. Thank you

sassytail
backtosmallthings

first of all none of us could afford hannibal’s therapy

licensetocannibalize

unaired episode where hannibal accepts medicaid

sockdrawerdemon

Hannibal is independently wealthy and deeply invested in fucking with people who are interesting enough. Show up with a good story about how you are trying very hard to not give in to the urge to make tiny statues out of people's teeth and he'll see you for free.

assassinationtipsforladies

Sliding scale payments where the scale is how fucking weird you are

isnt his basic advice to kill ppl tho idk if i'd want his therapy not to mention half the time I wouldnt understand what the fuck he's talking abour
demonicdomarmand
eastgaysian

getting annoyed with the increasingly popular sentiment of 'if you're worried that you're engaging in a toxic behavior, don't be, because a toxic/manipulative/abusive person would never have that concern. they do it intentionally.' jesse what the fuck are you talking about. actually people who behave in toxic or manipulative ways don't tend to sit by themselves in dark rooms scheming about how to hurt people. generally speaking when people do things, it's because they think they're justified or necessary. yes even abusers! pretending being toxic/manipulative/abusive is a quality of some mysterious unfathomable other category of people who are Always Evil On Purpose doesn't help identify or discourage those behaviors, and it doesn't offer strategies for people to rectify their own unhealthy behaviors either. it just lets you feel good about yourself